sarahseeandersen:

My social life is sad.
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Every morning!
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So this happened at Subway the other day Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway: Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy? Me: Um... John Green. Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president? Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars. Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
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boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational
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WHEN I GET CAUGHT WITH LOTS OF FOOD AT CONFERENCES whatshouldwecallgradschool: credit: epicshenanigansattheirfinest

WHEN I GET CAUGHT WITH LOTS OF FOOD AT CONFERENCES

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

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credit: epicshenanigansattheirfinest

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But seriously, why is it not a perfume - or at least a room spray?
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tastefullyoffensive:

[moosekleenex]
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We should all try and be at least as prepared for climate change as we are for the zombie apocalypse. Good advice! (Source: colchrishadfield)

We should all try and be at least as prepared for climate change as we are for the zombie apocalypse.

Good advice!

(Source: colchrishadfield)

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